Elite - 01223 414547 - Cambridge In-Call

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Elite - 01223 414547 - Cambridge In-Call

Name... 'Amanda'

Establishment... Elite

Phone Number... (01223) 414547

Date & Time... Saturday 23/4/05 pm

Comments on Establishment... Terraced house on a corner plot. Sheltered entrance. Room was nicely set out, dimmed light, towels, big bed and a fan.

Comments on the lady... Indian/Pakistani lady, told 21 years - more likely nearer 30, approx 5'6", long dark hair with blonde highlights, fairly pretty, curvy but overweight and out of shape.

Cost of service... £65 (full personal) 30 minutes.

Comments on service... After being greeted at the door by the maid I was sent upstairs to the prepared room, Amanda followed shortly. I paid her the appropriate fee, she took it back downstairs and came straight back up to the room. She told me it was her first day, though her understanding of English was poor, I found myself having to speak more slowly and 'dumb down' my grammer, so that is only what I thought she'd said when I asked her how long she had worked at the parlour.

I was offered talcum powder or oil for a massage to begin with, Amanda ran her hands up and down my back aimlessly with no pressure or rhythm whatsoever, not that this half-arsed effort is anything new and to be honest it's not that important to me. She got tired of this fairly quickly and asked me to turn over so she could start strangling my old man. I can only describe it thus as there was no delicacy involved at all. I tried to chat with her but she was playing dumb and staring into space.

The maid had said over the 'phone that Amanda 'specialises' in OWO so I was surprised to have her ask me if I wanted the condom on now. I said no, expecting her to start but she seemed to think I wanted to be throttled some more. Eventually, after asking several more times if I wanted a condom, she started the OWO. Amanda barely took anything into her mouth and performed with an amazing delicacy of touch not previously displayed, or in other words: I could barely feel anything.

After a very short while she said she wanted me to 'go on top of her now', so now I had to open the condom myself and put it on myself. It was becoming quite plain that Amanda had absolutely no interest in what she was doing, I asked if she might go on top of me to start with, after I had asked if she could actually remove her lingerie. She wasn't happy with this arrangement but did so anyway. I must have gotten an inch or so inside when she baulked and rose up so that I couldn't enter anymore and this pattern reoccurred, all the while she was insisting I get on top of her. By now I was losing patience (although I didn't make this known by huffing and puffing about it) so I asked her to bend over for doggy so I could just get things over and done with. Sadly the same scenario repeated itself and I wasn't allowed near her, she simply arched her back and pulled away at the first sign of entry. At this point I snapped and told her to forget it, things obviously weren't working.

To put it simply, Amanda not only does not like her job, she just does not want to do it at all.

I dressed and went downstairs to talk to the maid about the whole experience, after all I had spent no more than ten minutes before things became impossible. Of course she wasn't interested, I explained how Amanda did not want to do anything whatsoever and her total apathy about the whole event and she came back with the inevitable: 'Well, nobody else has complained' and 'She's been here six months'. Amanda had told me it was her first day and quite frankly this was very likely. I refuse to believe that a single punter has left satisfied after visiting that girl. I asked for half my money back and was met with a stone-wall. 'Not my problem it didn't work out' 'You've been in there with her undressed now so that's tough'(??!)  etc etc... It was obvious I was wasting my time so I just left, £65 out of pocket.

I have never felt the urge to write a bad review or ask for money back even when I've had the occasional bad punt in the past, but I couldn't let the whole shambolic experience go unreported.

Avoid....


Has or will a review of this service be posted on another board... No

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